J/C Limericks

By Diane

The very first Captain of Voyager
Was destined to love her Maquis First Officer
So fate lent a hand
Flung them far from homeland
But they still won't admit it to each other.

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When Kathryn was in a great hurry
She accidentally ran into Chakotay
Down they both fell
In a heap all pell mell
But she forgave him when he bought her a coffee

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When the Captain and First Officer kissed
Not a sound could be heard on the bridge
But with one single action
A great deal of rations
Were transferred all over the ship.

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Tuvok the Vulcan, had no emotions
But clearly was able to see
That the Captain and Chuckles
Were certainly lovers
Interfere? Oh no not he.


But when the Captain and Chuckles
Got caught in a shuttle
Something just had to be done
So Tuvok the Vulcan
Asked if they'd come
And see him at the end of the day!


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